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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via sniffing)

— 4 days ago with 75293 notes
pvnkofficial:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

What about girls? Girls can rape too…

pvnkofficial:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

What about girls? Girls can rape too…

(Source: likemonuments, via trippyhippie-beachbum)

— 4 days ago with 365944 notes

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via sniffing)

— 4 days ago with 459361 notes

hbbits:

So… what’s new? Yeah. not much by me either.

(Source: hbbits, via fuckyesdeadpool)

— 4 days ago with 397 notes
awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

(via zackisontumblr)

— 5 days ago with 287466 notes