FALCON AWESOME (;

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

(via hi)

— 18 hours ago with 65210 notes

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via pizza)

— 18 hours ago with 21398 notes
phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via trance-infatuation)

— 19 hours ago with 351141 notes
z-abuza:


Neck Deep - My edit not my photo or drawing

z-abuza:

Neck Deep - My edit not my photo or drawing

(via uvflow)

— 19 hours ago with 4846 notes

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via trance-infatuation)

— 19 hours ago with 50978 notes

stupidstagram:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

stab some dogs?????? u moNster 

— 23 hours ago with 29064 notes

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

(via nopants-trancedance)

— 1 day ago with 123391 notes

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via stability)

— 1 day ago with 619949 notes