FALCON AWESOME (;

nopants-trancedance:

I probably fantasize about fucking you way more than I should.

(via nopants-trancedance)

— 15 hours ago with 11342 notes
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 109648 notes
pvnkofficial:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

What about girls? Girls can rape too…

pvnkofficial:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

What about girls? Girls can rape too…

(Source: likemonuments, via trippyhippie-beachbum)

— 1 week ago with 397860 notes

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via sniffing)

— 1 week ago with 463296 notes

hbbits:

So… what’s new? Yeah. not much by me either.

(Source: hbbits, via fuckyesdeadpool)

— 1 week ago with 433 notes